JOKE OF THE DAY ''Pharmacist Phun''

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

ITP Ended.

Yo my attachment at Neptune Orient Lines had finally ended. Now i know what is the maritime industry is like and office job. Decided to do equipment of maersk line in future, but maersk line is hard to get in! It is the world's largest ship owning company from Denmark. To become part of exciting equipment management team is not easy. But i like challenging jobs. HAHAHAHAHAHA. OKAY, see ya.

The story of a tiny frog

There once was a bunch of tiny frogs, who arranged a running competition.
The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower. A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants.

The race began...

Honestly, no one in crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower.

You heard statements such as:
"Oh, WAY too difficult!"
"They will NEVER make it to the top."

or:
"Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!"

The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one...
... Except for those who in a fresh tempo were climbing higher and higher...

The crowd continued to yell:
"It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!"

More tiny frogs got tired and gave up...
...But ONE continued higher and higher and higher...

This one wouldn’t give up!

At the end everyone else had given up climbing the tower. Except for the one tiny frog who after a big effort was the only one who reached the top! THEN all of the other tiny frogs naturally wanted to know how this one frog managed to do it?

A contestant asked the tiny frog how the one who succeeded had found the strength to reach the goal?

It turned out...

That the winner was DEAF!!!!

The wisdom of this story is:

Never listen to other people’s tendencies to be negative or pessimistic...
…cause they take your most wonderful dreams and wishes away from you. The ones you have in your heart!

Always think of the power words have.
Because everything you hear and read will affect your actions!

Therefore:

ALWAYS be…

POSITIVE!

And above all:

Be DEAF when people tell YOU that YOU cannot fulfil YOUR dreams!

Always think:

"I can do it! "

APL England

Yesterday got port and ship visit. It was fun and a very good experience. We are onboard ''APL England''. A ship of my company. It is about 5600 TEUs big, 289metres in lenght and 58metres high. It was raining heavily that time, climbing up the slippery stairs and oily handrails to board the ship was a tough job. We visit the bridge, where cadets and captain navigate the ship. The engine room was really HOT!! as if my body on fire..Those engines are about 3 storey high.
Before i board the ship wewent to PSA building for briefing and scenery enjoying session. I took some pictures in the ship and on the 40th floor of PSA building.

Ferris Wheel

Last weekend went onboard ferris wheel with my family and uncle. Before that we had dinner at Seafood Paradise. The food there is very xpensive, merely 6 dishes came out 450 bucks. Furthermore the ferris wheel is not cheap either, eight of us for 220 bucks. It was night time when we board the wheel. We can see beautiful city lights and Malaysia. It was only 25mins. However it was a good experience.

Ministry Of Sound

Yesterday after work when to Shaw-Lido to watch Forbidden Kingdom with my poly frens. After that we went to ministry of sound at clark quay.Free admission to all poly students..my first time going to such places...Feeling high there...drink Vodka Coke..nice drink....The music there rock a lot.Feels like my heart going to explode...their dance floor is rotating while we dance..quite a good experience.

ITP Attachment Bowling Event

Until today, i spent 2 months at NOL. It was a good experience for me to see the working life of the people. It was tough, but friendly. The people there are patient and friendly towards me. I am happy to have such kind collegues..My supervisior too , not bad lah but very strict and VERY RESULT ORIENTATED..he as the Vice President of APL Shipping Of Operations Asia Middle East, always want me to produce results....he take as a real permenent staff. I deal with container delinquency, container sales , ship's ETA/ETD , stow measurement and dangerous cargoes.
Last month we have a department meeting...we went bowling at Safra Mount Faber..hha.
Below are the photos (the last photo,the guy beside me is my supervisior):

ITP

From 18th Feb to 12th Sep i will not be updating my blog as i am having attachment at NOL. i will be dead tired everyday i come home and weekend i want to play games!!! ok!!.....Cya...Hope you guys will visit my blog after my attachment...Wait..I have one goal after my attachment >>> TO FIND OUT WAT POSITION I WANT IN THE MARITIME INDUSTRY!!!! <<< WISH ME LUCK!! SEE YOU AGAIN AFTER 6 MONTHS!

A lot to catch up

It is is holidays now! just on that day i had my last exam paper, after that paper i and about 12 of my poly frenz go steamboating at bugis. We had a great time. The soup base was 'tom yam'. It was extremely HOT. Just one small slip of the soup can make u choke like hell. We add chicken soup in our tom yam soup to neutralise it. My fren xing hua, a commedian and hyperactive person, did the 'Jonathan-scene acting' & 'Superb egg throwing skill acting' scenes. The jonathan-scene acting is where my poly fren jonathan did a 'GAY' action (not on purpose but we caught him doing the action). My other fren Xing Hua go and act out the acting exactly wat jonathan did. It was so funny. The superb egg throwing is opening egg into the steamboat in one hand. It was also acted by xing hua. But sian the video format cannot be seen when upload..too sad..== Below are the pictures during steamboat:

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THe 2 weeks holidays are the worst. Everyday go back school do projects...But now it is all over! projects done..happy hahaha...Last week my friends treat me swensens,movie, bought me a shirt for my b'day...So happy...My father give me $$$ for my b'day haha..nice..Today help my father paint the house...zz..ok cya soon

Exciting Events

1 week ago..i get to operate SP @ Dover (Singapore Poly own ferry ship). The experience is very good. I took pictures of container ships and some photos. The wind was blowing across my face...the experience you cannot imagine..the sceneries were fantastic and spectacular. We went from west coast to Harbour Front. Below are some pictures taken





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Long Time no write

hi long time no update...becos i lazy..but it will cre8 memories so i decided to write..
In School:
School was fun, weeks ago did jetty jump..so FUN.I jumped 3m high from the jetty and swimed to the life boat.Getting on the life boat was tough job. it took me 4mins to climb up. Last 2 days i get a chance to operate a speed boat in open sea.it was cool..the wind brushing my face and so on...i just got back my term exam results..not bad..but not good enuff for IT module.
Personal Stuffs:
I am playing monster hunter 2..its graphics rocks..im struggling to play the game.it is too hard..must play with friends(100% must)..last few weeks ago it is my friend's b'day..me and my other friends treat him seoul garden..haha....
okay...cya next time..

School Stuffs

School is opening next week..I wanna choose psychology for my GEM..But no place..all no place...sianz..left Real Estate Marketing..i have no choice at all!! So fast full one all the modules..But nvm i got 2 friends accompany me to the module..happy already..Okay see u next time.

Waseda Shibuya Senior High School

Today went to Waseda Shibuya Jap high sch with my friend. It was a wonderful experience. We attended the tea ceremony..wow...emmm the tea was superb! There got many other events..It was fun..I tried wearing their sch Uniform ..It is so cool .Japanese school rocks!! enjoy the photos below....

NUS visit for japanese exhibition

Today i go to NUS to view some japanese comics,drawings,comic character figures with my friend..Those are the pictures taken at the exhibit..The girl in maid's suit is making cookies lol..My friend brought a final fantasy 'CLOUD' figure at $50. Another thing my friend say i got my salary already...tml going to withdraw money..hopefully this time GOT money!!! okay see ya.

Long time no write

It have been 2 months since i write in my blog...Now holidays 2 more weeks to go school open. During my holidays got some events...Lets talk about it. I worked for 9 days in bossini and earned around $280++ cool..but this is my first part time job which turned out to be a failure. I got clashes with my supervisior. She is around 30+...She said that i am not suitable for this job(sales assistant). She stared at me when i do things, picked on me on very little things. She hinted me to QUIT. She said 'i have no right to ask u quit...' Den WHY SHE SAY THIS SENTENCE?? It is obvious she want me to quit..She did not tell me after serving customers do not walk away..must stand around the customer..BUT SHE DID NOT TELL ME. She just told me 'dun walk around' i listened to her..but it is still no use..So i just quit haha. I UNDERSTAND THAT IN WORKING LIFE WE MUST LOOK AT THE BOSS'S FACE and i remind myself to be more alert and to learn things faster and most importantly to adapt to the harsh working life . TALK ABOUT OTHER THINGS..i WANTED TO buy shoes and other stuffs with my money..I will get my money either tml or 15th sep. Last week i got went to Damen Shipyard to take part in an evacuation trial. I got $30 just like that! We slide down from a ferry to a life raft..got some scratches on my ankle and arms...but i like the experience..Ok see ya next time!

EXAMS AGAIN

The exams are coming again...Stress again..sigh..hha.wanna find part time job during 6 weeks holidays..i nvr worked part time before lol..By the way i still got 1 hrs CIP to complete..the library i signed up for CIP but they nvr call me...Got to find other things to do..

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