After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.
"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."
FUNNY PICTURES:
Dont be afraid of cops
A word of wisdom:
World's greatest invention:
What the hell?
Watch what you concentrate on first:
Chinese Joke:
中医和西医的区别:
有一个花花公子,因为玩的太凶了,结果那个就生病了,连续看了好几个西医医生,都告诉他那个不行了,一定得切掉,那花花公子怎舍得呢?就跑去看中医,医生看了看,说:“虽然太晚了,嗯,不过没关系!”
“真的吗?可是我看了好多西医都说一定要切掉。”
医生道:“唉!西医就是这样,动不动就要切东西,这瓶药你拿去,每天涂三次,要不了多久,它就会自己掉下来的!”
Sexy Chinese Jokes:
1. 一对年轻情侣在停车场被抓住了，**说：“你们知道自己在干什麽吗？”小伙子
说：“长官，我们在拥抱啊。” **说：“哦，是吗？那麽你最好把你那根讨厌的东西放回到裤子里，从这滚开。”
2. 一天，儿子看到父母在作爱，于是儿子就问：”喂，你们在做什麽？父亲答道：
“儿子，我正往你妈油箱里加油呢。”
儿子说：“噢，那她可以一气开好远的路程了，今天早上牛奶店的老板也给她加了 一次。”
