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EXAM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

China, Zhejiang 21mar-28mar 2009

Photos taken in China: Shanghai,Suzhou,Pu Tuo Shan,Ningbo,Shaoxing,Thousand Island Lake,Hangzhou. When with my mum. Got mediacorp artist Huang Wen Yong. The temperature i experienced is hihgest 15 degrees and lowest 5 degrees. COOL!

Laugh Out Loud

Mental Hospital Joke:

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."

FUNNY PICTURES:

Dont be afraid of cops


A word of wisdom:



World's greatest invention:


What the hell?


Watch what you concentrate on first:


Chinese Joke:

中医和西医的区别:
有一个花花公子,因为玩的太凶了,结果那个就生病了,连续看了好几个西医医生,都告诉他那个不行了,一定得切掉,那花花公子怎舍得呢?就跑去看中医,医生看了看,说:“虽然太晚了,嗯,不过没关系!”
“真的吗?可是我看了好多西医都说一定要切掉。”
医生道:“唉!西医就是这样,动不动就要切东西,这瓶药你拿去,每天涂三次,要不了多久,它就会自己掉下来的!”

Sexy Chinese Jokes:

1. 一对年轻情侣在停车场被抓住了，**说：“你们知道自己在干什麽吗？”小伙子
　　 说：“长官，我们在拥抱啊。” **说：“哦，是吗？那麽你最好把你那根讨厌的东西放回到裤子里，从这滚开。”

2. 一天，儿子看到父母在作爱，于是儿子就问：”喂，你们在做什麽？父亲答道：
　　 “儿子，我正往你妈油箱里加油呢。”
　　 儿子说：“噢，那她可以一气开好远的路程了，今天早上牛奶店的老板也给她加了 一次。”

WOW. 3 months no update

This is my second entry in year 2009. Exams are over, now having holidays. Going out with friends and family, play CS, read self imporvement books, training pull-up and 2.4km are my days now. I played a game called LEFT4DEAD, a great game: human VS zombie by steam. Strongly recommended! Next, i have read a book by Dale Carnegie about human relations, quite a good book. I have finally played tennis last week. It was absolutely fantastic, finally found my fav. sport other than swimming. Hoping to play again with my German class friends. Next, i am going overseas in mid march to china with my mom, it is going to be cold i think about 15 degrees max. Okay, done for the update.

Happy New Year 2009!!!!

Yo it was 2 months since i posted!!! Happy 2009! may all wishes come true!
Yesterday went prawn-fishing till 2am liddat...fantastic experience! Now yearning for the 10 weeks holiday which will start around 21 feb 09!!

Long time no update....

Yo, did not update for quite a long time already. School had started for 4 weeks and the modules this semester suck a lot, especially CRS, Statistics and LIS. Only know how to give me headaches wtf. But 4 weeks past quite fast, the exams and projects are coming soon. By then i will cry >.< Recently my friends and i requested to join SP tennis club but they say will only recruit next year April....so sian. But they asked us to join their game every wed and fri..but paiseh lei we are not their club member still play with them like awkward and extra...-.- But will join the club next year.

JOKE OF THE DAY ''Pharmacist Phun''

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

ITP Ended.

Yo my attachment at Neptune Orient Lines had finally ended. Now i know what is the maritime industry is like and office job. Decided to do equipment of maersk line in future, but maersk line is hard to get in! It is the world's largest ship owning company from Denmark. To become part of exciting equipment management team is not easy. But i like challenging jobs. HAHAHAHAHAHA. OKAY, see ya.

The story of a tiny frog

There once was a bunch of tiny frogs, who arranged a running competition.
The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower. A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants.

The race began...

Honestly, no one in crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower.

You heard statements such as:
"Oh, WAY too difficult!"
"They will NEVER make it to the top."

or:
"Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!"

The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one...
... Except for those who in a fresh tempo were climbing higher and higher...

The crowd continued to yell:
"It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!"

More tiny frogs got tired and gave up...
...But ONE continued higher and higher and higher...

This one wouldn’t give up!

At the end everyone else had given up climbing the tower. Except for the one tiny frog who after a big effort was the only one who reached the top! THEN all of the other tiny frogs naturally wanted to know how this one frog managed to do it?

A contestant asked the tiny frog how the one who succeeded had found the strength to reach the goal?

It turned out...

That the winner was DEAF!!!!

The wisdom of this story is:

Never listen to other people’s tendencies to be negative or pessimistic...
…cause they take your most wonderful dreams and wishes away from you. The ones you have in your heart!

Always think of the power words have.
Because everything you hear and read will affect your actions!

Therefore:

ALWAYS be…

POSITIVE!

And above all:

Be DEAF when people tell YOU that YOU cannot fulfil YOUR dreams!

Always think:

"I can do it! "

APL England

Yesterday got port and ship visit. It was fun and a very good experience. We are onboard ''APL England''. A ship of my company. It is about 5600 TEUs big, 289metres in lenght and 58metres high. It was raining heavily that time, climbing up the slippery stairs and oily handrails to board the ship was a tough job. We visit the bridge, where cadets and captain navigate the ship. The engine room was really HOT!! as if my body on fire..Those engines are about 3 storey high.
Before i board the ship wewent to PSA building for briefing and scenery enjoying session. I took some pictures in the ship and on the 40th floor of PSA building.

Ferris Wheel

Last weekend went onboard ferris wheel with my family and uncle. Before that we had dinner at Seafood Paradise. The food there is very xpensive, merely 6 dishes came out 450 bucks. Furthermore the ferris wheel is not cheap either, eight of us for 220 bucks. It was night time when we board the wheel. We can see beautiful city lights and Malaysia. It was only 25mins. However it was a good experience.

Ministry Of Sound

Yesterday after work when to Shaw-Lido to watch Forbidden Kingdom with my poly frens. After that we went to ministry of sound at clark quay.Free admission to all poly students..my first time going to such places...Feeling high there...drink Vodka Coke..nice drink....The music there rock a lot.Feels like my heart going to explode...their dance floor is rotating while we dance..quite a good experience.

ITP Attachment Bowling Event

Until today, i spent 2 months at NOL. It was a good experience for me to see the working life of the people. It was tough, but friendly. The people there are patient and friendly towards me. I am happy to have such kind collegues..My supervisior too , not bad lah but very strict and VERY RESULT ORIENTATED..he as the Vice President of APL Shipping Of Operations Asia Middle East, always want me to produce results....he take as a real permenent staff. I deal with container delinquency, container sales , ship's ETA/ETD , stow measurement and dangerous cargoes.
Last month we have a department meeting...we went bowling at Safra Mount Faber..hha.
Below are the photos (the last photo,the guy beside me is my supervisior):

ITP

From 18th Feb to 12th Sep i will not be updating my blog as i am having attachment at NOL. i will be dead tired everyday i come home and weekend i want to play games!!! ok!!.....Cya...Hope you guys will visit my blog after my attachment...Wait..I have one goal after my attachment >>> TO FIND OUT WAT POSITION I WANT IN THE MARITIME INDUSTRY!!!! <<< WISH ME LUCK!! SEE YOU AGAIN AFTER 6 MONTHS!

A lot to catch up

It is is holidays now! just on that day i had my last exam paper, after that paper i and about 12 of my poly frenz go steamboating at bugis. We had a great time. The soup base was 'tom yam'. It was extremely HOT. Just one small slip of the soup can make u choke like hell. We add chicken soup in our tom yam soup to neutralise it. My fren xing hua, a commedian and hyperactive person, did the 'Jonathan-scene acting' & 'Superb egg throwing skill acting' scenes. The jonathan-scene acting is where my poly fren jonathan did a 'GAY' action (not on purpose but we caught him doing the action). My other fren Xing Hua go and act out the acting exactly wat jonathan did. It was so funny. The superb egg throwing is opening egg into the steamboat in one hand. It was also acted by xing hua. But sian the video format cannot be seen when upload..too sad..== Below are the pictures during steamboat:

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THe 2 weeks holidays are the worst. Everyday go back school do projects...But now it is all over! projects done..happy hahaha...Last week my friends treat me swensens,movie, bought me a shirt for my b'day...So happy...My father give me $$$ for my b'day haha..nice..Today help my father paint the house...zz..ok cya soon

Exciting Events

1 week ago..i get to operate SP @ Dover (Singapore Poly own ferry ship). The experience is very good. I took pictures of container ships and some photos. The wind was blowing across my face...the experience you cannot imagine..the sceneries were fantastic and spectacular. We went from west coast to Harbour Front. Below are some pictures taken





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