a short update

Today went to school to play tennis. It was damn sunny. My backhand was freaking lousy, still need more training. After playing went to eat and go Charles's house do GEMS project. It was troublesome just to make a 5mins movie.zzzzz. 1 more week to FYP presentation...1 more month to end of poly days....=D

Failed NAPFA test

i took napfa test today and i failed 3 stations: 2.4km (13.30mins), Standing board jump(201) and pull up (zero). LOL it is ok, but will go to NS 2 months earlier. I do not wish to retake again ._.||
tmr no school. Thurs need to do FYP,law project and after that got tennis(hope it dont rain). My ship management module got 68% (sad) and practical got 88%. Like that how to go SMU ??????????? Will try again!! Believe there will be miracles if we worked for it.

It is 2010

2 hours before 2010 i was at vivo city waiting for the countdown with my fren. it was damn squeezy. There was a mediacorp channel 8 countdown concert at the roof of vivo city. But we could not see the stage as the tickets was sold out. We could only see a big screen at the back of the stage. We sat on the ground, watching the concert. Even though it was only a screen, but there was a huge crowd watching. There was fireworks coming from sentosa siloso beach. Luckily vivo was near to sentosa haha. Reached home at 1.45am.
Today aunt came to visit as she just came back from Australia. They went to Gold Coast and Melbourne for 3 weeks. They visited my another aunt who is staying there. She bought us chocolates and stuffs.
OKAY, school reopens next week. final 6 weeks countdown to the end!!

Quick update

This few days have been doing FYP powerpoint slides. Yesterday went to suntec city eat Astons with friends. I ordered double chicken up; where you can choose 2 different flavor of the chicken chops. I choose Hickory and black pepper chicken chops. Their mushroom soup was the best i have ever tried because it seemed that the mushrooms was more than the thick soup. It was very fulfilling. I paid $2.80 for it with 2 garlic breads. After eating we watched Sherlock Holmes. It was a very creative story, with many uncertainties and mystery. Sherlock Holmes was a cunning, quick-witted, sharp and observant character. He can spot many little small details which is extremely useful to solve a case. So i recommend that this movie can be watched!! great! After watching went to Billy Bombers and eat American Brownie. Quite nice. Cathay tickets can be used to exchanged for free desserts at Billy Bombers.
I received the following present from my friends:

It was so funny and i was quite shocked. LOL. I also received a black small pillow with many 'happy birthdays' written on it.
Today went to Bukit Timah to eat 'BRAUNCH' (it mean breakfast and lunch in one meal).

^.^

Yesterday went to school to do FYP. Now starting on powerpoint slides. After FYP went to Plaza Singapura for movie. We wanna watch AVATAR but it is full. But nevermind i have watched it before already. LOLx. We went to G2000 to look for formal wear for FYP presentation. But i need not buy as i already have. Only lacking of a tie. Lucky for us Jay Chou and Lin Chi Ling came to Plaza Sing. to advertise for their new movie; the title is something to do with treasure.(not sure about the full name). Jay Chou grown fatter LOL. We tried to take photos of them but it was FUCKING squeezy, and i am serious. I repeat IT IS FUCKING SQUEEZY. So squeezy until i can touch the 'BALLS' of other people and the people keep pushing their chests against me. XD. It is also damn stuffy until my whole forehead was wet. After squeezing my friend treated me pizza hut for my birthday and bought me a simpsons pink t-shirt. LOL quite cute. After that went to parklane for pool. That is all.
For today i went to grandma house for the whole day.

update!!

It has been around 2 months since i updated. I have attended tennis lessons but due to rain i missed 3 lessons!! So annoying.
Final year project is going to be completed soon, left with law and chartering project. Haha, polytechnic life is going to end in less than 2months time. National Service is next!!
Last few days went to Orchard Central, ION, Vivocity with family. The 'No Signboard' Seafood restuarant was great. We ate 2 Sri Lankan crabs; one with white pepper and the other with chilli. So niceeeee. The huge christmas tree was spectacular at Vivocity, especially when it was lighted at night. After that father drove us around orchard to see christmas lights.
Earlier last week went to Suntec City to celebrate fren's birthday at Astons Restuarant. The price was cheap as compared to other western restuarants.
Following tuesday going to buy tie for FYP presentation at Plaza Singapura and watch movie AVATAR. BUT, i going to watch it this saturday 1st with another group of fren. So totaling 2 times and maybe 3rd time with family.haha.
OKAY, that is all..=)

ZZzzz

Last week was boring, lessons and FYP. Time was passing slowly...Yesterday the ship chartering lecturer was stunning. He was a ship broker that had his own company. His lectures enable me to think. He was good in his communication and way of teaching, telling us about his life experiences, which will be useful to us.

I joined tennis elective even though it was full. The person in charge is easy-going. haha. Need to buy racket soon as it is starting on following thurs.
On Nov 21 going to Woodgrove Secondary school anniversary dinner. My fren preparing 1st dish, LOL...Ticket price is 68 but form teacher help to subsidize until 20 dollars.

Okay...that is all about it for now...cya.

My story

Today no law class, so class end at 12pm. After that do FYP and play basketball. Reach home at 7.30pm. Mother cook fried mee sua (nice) and mango fruits ice blended dessert (similar to Asian Kitchen dessert). That is about today.

I wanna express my views on life. Life is short. Make it fun and unforgettable. I am the type of person who like simple and peaceful life so the favorite place on earth is my home. However i like to travel. I like to lead a live of peace, with a glimpse of frequent excitements and able to travel and see the world. HAHA. Sound strange??? As most people like extravagant life and their daily schedule fully packed of activity and want an exciting night life. Too bad im not that type. LOL. Okay. That is about it for now, will continue my story on my next post, maybe next week.

School =X

School opens on Monday. I didn't feel sad or happy. Just neutral, as after this semester i will be graduating. After mid Feb 2010 i will be free. Final Year Project will end soon, in early Jan 2010. This will be my motivating factor. As i really hope i dun have to do project anymore.

Today went to Bedok and go NTUC with my grandma. The NTUC there was freaking crowded, like all the food supplies will be cut off. I eat the famous HONG NI Nasi Lemak there, which i queued for 20 mins. After eating my mother still Ta Bao 25 otahs back home.

Last thursday went to ECP for cycling with poly friends. Cycled from ECP to Changi beach, which took 3hrs for both trips. I was sunburnt =) lol. But it was fun.

Okay cya........

Update =)

Last week was completely exciting and touching. Last Tuesday i went to my father's company dinner at Hilton Singapore. It was their 24th anniversary. The dinner was themed 'Ge Tai'. Where famous celebrity Liu Ling Ling and her sister came to perform. We have a close view of her as our table is just beside the stage. The funny thing is that Liu Ling Ling perform an Indian dance and even sang an Indian song. We saw 3 layers of fats on her tummy. LOL. Very entertaining. The dishes was great too.
Next, last Saturday i went to my friend's house to celebrate Hari Raya. Her mum was a great cook. We played WII at her house and i finally lost in Boxing game. I was a record holder previously!! After that we went to Beauty world for lan gaming and had prata and naan for dinner.
Finally yesterday was my cousin's wedding at The Legends @ Fort Canning Park. In the morning we went to my aunt house for the traditional tea ceremony. We must hide in the rooms when the bride and groom arrive. I dunno why but they say it is a tradition. When we heard the Mercedes's horn, we know the bride and groom have arrived. It was the first time i witness the tea ceremony. Then at night we went to Fort Canning Park for the banquet. They was a sweet couple. LOL. Wonder when will be my turn. Anyway my other cousin is also getting married next year at April.
That is all the fun last week. School is opening next week and im happy because this is the freaking last semester i going to endure. After grad im going to army and after that i hope i can be accepted into SMU, BM.
OKAYYYY...cya

Jokes For The Month

#1: Bar Joke

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

#2: Lawyer Joke

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

#3: Dirty Joke

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

Relax N Laugh!

FYP and FYP and FYP i wish time would be faster!! T.T

Below was a joke found in the net:

For Old time's sake

An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, so they decided to return to the little town where they first met. They sat in a small coffee shop in the town and were telling the waitress about their love for each other and how they met at this same spot. Sitting next to them was the local cop and he smiled as the old couple spoke.

After the waitress left the table, the old man said to his wife: "Remember the first time we made love, it was up in that field across the road, when I put you against the fence. Why don't we do it again for old times sake?"

The wife giggled like crazy and said, "Sure, why not."

So off they went out the door and across to the field. The cop smiled to himself, thinking how romantic this was and decided he better keep an eye on the couple so they didn't run into any harm.

The old couple walked to the field and as they approached the fence they began to undress. The old man picked up his wife when they were naked and leaned her against the fence.

The cop was watching from the bushes and was surprised at what he saw. With the vitality of youth, the wife bounced up and down excitedly, while the husband thrashed around like a wild man, then they both fell to the ground in exhaustion.

Eventually, they stood up,shook themselves, and got dressed. As they walked back towards the road. The cop stepped from his hiding spot and said, "That is the most wonderful love making I have ever seen. You must have been a wild couple when you were young."

"Not really," said the old man, "when we were young, that fence wasn't electric."

EXAM

EXAM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

China, Zhejiang 21mar-28mar 2009

Photos taken in China: Shanghai,Suzhou,Pu Tuo Shan,Ningbo,Shaoxing,Thousand Island Lake,Hangzhou. When with my mum. Got mediacorp artist Huang Wen Yong. The temperature i experienced is hihgest 15 degrees and lowest 5 degrees. COOL!

Laugh Out Loud

Mental Hospital Joke:

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."

FUNNY PICTURES:

Dont be afraid of cops


A word of wisdom:



World's greatest invention:


What the hell?


Watch what you concentrate on first:


Chinese Joke:

中医和西医的区别:
有一个花花公子,因为玩的太凶了,结果那个就生病了,连续看了好几个西医医生,都告诉他那个不行了,一定得切掉,那花花公子怎舍得呢?就跑去看中医,医生看了看,说:“虽然太晚了,嗯,不过没关系!”
“真的吗?可是我看了好多西医都说一定要切掉。”
医生道:“唉!西医就是这样,动不动就要切东西,这瓶药你拿去,每天涂三次,要不了多久,它就会自己掉下来的!”

Sexy Chinese Jokes:

1. 一对年轻情侣在停车场被抓住了，**说：“你们知道自己在干什麽吗？”小伙子
　　 说：“长官，我们在拥抱啊。” **说：“哦，是吗？那麽你最好把你那根讨厌的东西放回到裤子里，从这滚开。”

2. 一天，儿子看到父母在作爱，于是儿子就问：”喂，你们在做什麽？父亲答道：
　　 “儿子，我正往你妈油箱里加油呢。”
　　 儿子说：“噢，那她可以一气开好远的路程了，今天早上牛奶店的老板也给她加了 一次。”

WOW. 3 months no update

This is my second entry in year 2009. Exams are over, now having holidays. Going out with friends and family, play CS, read self imporvement books, training pull-up and 2.4km are my days now. I played a game called LEFT4DEAD, a great game: human VS zombie by steam. Strongly recommended! Next, i have read a book by Dale Carnegie about human relations, quite a good book. I have finally played tennis last week. It was absolutely fantastic, finally found my fav. sport other than swimming. Hoping to play again with my German class friends. Next, i am going overseas in mid march to china with my mom, it is going to be cold i think about 15 degrees max. Okay, done for the update.

Happy New Year 2009!!!!

Yo it was 2 months since i posted!!! Happy 2009! may all wishes come true!
Yesterday went prawn-fishing till 2am liddat...fantastic experience! Now yearning for the 10 weeks holiday which will start around 21 feb 09!!

Long time no update....

Yo, did not update for quite a long time already. School had started for 4 weeks and the modules this semester suck a lot, especially CRS, Statistics and LIS. Only know how to give me headaches wtf. But 4 weeks past quite fast, the exams and projects are coming soon. By then i will cry >.< Recently my friends and i requested to join SP tennis club but they say will only recruit next year April....so sian. But they asked us to join their game every wed and fri..but paiseh lei we are not their club member still play with them like awkward and extra...-.- But will join the club next year.

JOKE OF THE DAY ''Pharmacist Phun''

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

ITP Ended.

Yo my attachment at Neptune Orient Lines had finally ended. Now i know what is the maritime industry is like and office job. Decided to do equipment of maersk line in future, but maersk line is hard to get in! It is the world's largest ship owning company from Denmark. To become part of exciting equipment management team is not easy. But i like challenging jobs. HAHAHAHAHAHA. OKAY, see ya.