On 1st April went to work at suntec for the set-up of active ageing carnival at suntec. There are 9 of us, sitting behind a truck (behind was totally enclosed; no air) It was damn hot!!!we went to several places and collect tables,chairs,flyers,water bottles, magnets and bags of rice. The worst case is the truck is full of rice and water bottles we still have to squeeze in the truck. When the truck made a turn a person fell and everything topple. The moment sucks. On 2nd April went suntec to pack goodie bags for the elderly...that suck too..we cannot finish packing it!!! we need 16,000 goodie bags but we packed until 12am it was only about 5000 bags. On the last day 4th april went back to suntec help to carry all the things into the truck again and transport them to their original place. There was a place around MacPherson area, where the tables and chairs are stored; was very creepy. We reach the place at around 1.45am. The storage room is at 7th storey and the corridor is really CREEPYYYYY........There was a moment when my friend and i(only 2 person)went up to lock the door...after locking i ran to the lift.Seeing me run my fren panicked and ran also...fucking funny. ~.~ However the 3 days were a memorable one.
Yesterday worked as a Merchandiser Assistant at Shop N Save Chong Pang and Giant Sembawang. The auntie treat me Mac Donald's Cinnamon Melt for breakfast and treat me Mee Robus for lunch. She is a nice auntie.
Today is my cousin's wedding. Just now went to his house for tea ceremony. An incident happened...The bed of the bride and groom broke!! As a lot of people (the sisters of the bride sat on the bed..). It must be known that no body is allowed to sit on the bed of the newly wed. Later going to Mount Faber SAFRA CLUB for their wedding dinner...ok...cya
Saturday, 10 April 2010
Tuesday, 23 March 2010
2 days of Merchandiser's Assistant
Last Friday i went for work as Merchandiser's Assistant. I went to Giant at parkway parade. I took bus 966 from woodlands regional interchange straight to parkway. The Merchandiser is a nice guy, having patience with me and teaching me. I accidentally pushed the trolley too fast and it banged on a Senior Merchandiser's foot and the skin came off. She was experiencing much pain but she was not angry with me. I was scared LOL. The 2nd day is yesterday, also at parkway but i reached there at 7am. I wake up 5am yesterday to catch the first bus at 5.45am. zzzz. i am not going to accept any assignments too far away from woodlands. Another incident happened yesterday...while arranging the salad dressing i accidentally broke a glass can of mayonnaise oops. Lucky no need to pay. TML got back result already!! OMG..
Monday, 15 March 2010
Saturday & Sunday updates
Saturday went to Pariss International Buffet at Marina for father's birthday. The price is $39.90 for dinner weekend before tax and GST. After tax and GST is $47/pax. The ambiance is great. The dishes include raw oysters, calms and mussels/ sushi, sashimi/ crabs, asian and malay food (this restaurant is halal)/ western food, shark fin, crocodile meat soup, Hong Kong cuisine, etcc.....there are many more. The price is just right! After eating went to resort world Sentosa for a walk. We went to the 4 hotels in the resort. Furthermore, a lot of people was streaming into the Casino.
On Sunday went for movie at iluma with secondary school friends. Watched 'COP OUT' a M18 show. It was very funny and wild. We ate at Empire State restaurant. My friend ordered a $29.90 giant beef burger FOR HIMSELF. It was cut into 4 large portions. After eating 2 portions he was damn full. LOL...even the waiter asked if he could finish it alone. But in the my other friends help clear the food but i didnt even eat the beef patty. =.=|| I ate mushroom pizza only but it make me quite full. After the movie went to empire state again to eat waffles. My was FREAKING FULL after that. Okay thats all. CYA....
On Sunday went for movie at iluma with secondary school friends. Watched 'COP OUT' a M18 show. It was very funny and wild. We ate at Empire State restaurant. My friend ordered a $29.90 giant beef burger FOR HIMSELF. It was cut into 4 large portions. After eating 2 portions he was damn full. LOL...even the waiter asked if he could finish it alone. But in the my other friends help clear the food but i didnt even eat the beef patty. =.=|| I ate mushroom pizza only but it make me quite full. After the movie went to empire state again to eat waffles. My was FREAKING FULL after that. Okay thats all. CYA....
Thursday, 11 March 2010
to update
Yesterday played badminton with my fren. I was running like crazy to hit the shuttlecock. My fren was quite good at it as he was from a badminton club during his secondary school. Today went for SPOC interview again. Need to work night shifts o.o and sometimes need to start as early as 6.30am. I dun think it is going to be easy. I hope at least one fren would accompany me for the deployment. HAHA. At least this job will keep me occupied until i get enlisted. After interview went to Chinatown find my mom and eat chicken noodle. It was nice. I am excited about the results coming out on 24th March!!!This saturday dad birthday; going to Pariss Internationl Buffet at Marina Square for dinner to celebrate. Saturday morning going for tennis. FINALLY. I haven played tennis for 2 weeks and i feel eager to hit the ball again. I think i am seriously addicted o.o Okay thats all. Cya. Remember to smile everyday. It could make a difference. =)
Friday, 19 February 2010
=D
Today went to school to play tennis from 11am to 1.45pm. I was sunburnt. My backhand is improving but my forehand has worsen. I keep hitting the ball out. ZZZ. Must have the feeling of brushing the ball. My serve is also getting bad. Seems that i need a lot of practice. I wonder when will i get to return the ball consecutively without a single out??? 5 years? 10 years?? After tennis went to listen to BMO, UoP and AMC talk. Okay, thats all.
Wednesday, 17 February 2010
Happy Lunar New Year
Last few days go Bai Nian. Collected Ang Baos. LOLS. Finally, Poly life ENDED. HAHAHAA. Now waiting for NS. I am applying for SMU's Business Management. Their grade profile 2009 stated that minimum GPA admitted into the course is 3.58. LOL dun think i have chance, but i still go for it.
This year was quite exciting for me why? 1st reason: NS!!! 2nd: 2 weddings to attend (April and October)3rd: wonder i will be able to get in SMU 3. More frequent TENNIS!! 4. New beginning as poly ended, i wonder what are the surprises, obstacles and what life lessons to be learnt this year.
Okay, that is it. Cya.
This year was quite exciting for me why? 1st reason: NS!!! 2nd: 2 weddings to attend (April and October)3rd: wonder i will be able to get in SMU 3. More frequent TENNIS!! 4. New beginning as poly ended, i wonder what are the surprises, obstacles and what life lessons to be learnt this year.
Okay, that is it. Cya.
Tuesday, 2 February 2010
exams + flu
Sip management practical and CSW interview test is over. I got B+ for the interview test. Down with flu. sian. Next week exams follow by chinese new year. Hope my flu will be over by then. Must start my revision already. Yesterday went to jurong point after school to buy CNY clothes and i managed to get one. After that eat dinner at subway. Reach home at 9.45pm and ate a japanese bento set !!! my parents and my brothers combined their leftovers for me LOL. I was damn full to the max that i nearly vomited. But the bento was nice. Okay...i will stop here. Cya.
Sunday, 17 January 2010
a short update
Today went to school to play tennis. It was damn sunny. My backhand was freaking lousy, still need more training. After playing went to eat and go Charles's house do GEMS project. It was troublesome just to make a 5mins movie.zzzzz. 1 more week to FYP presentation...1 more month to end of poly days....=D
Tuesday, 5 January 2010
Failed NAPFA test
i took napfa test today and i failed 3 stations: 2.4km (13.30mins), Standing board jump(201) and pull up (zero). LOL it is ok, but will go to NS 2 months earlier. I do not wish to retake again ._.||
tmr no school. Thurs need to do FYP,law project and after that got tennis(hope it dont rain). My ship management module got 68% (sad) and practical got 88%. Like that how to go SMU ??????????? Will try again!! Believe there will be miracles if we worked for it.
tmr no school. Thurs need to do FYP,law project and after that got tennis(hope it dont rain). My ship management module got 68% (sad) and practical got 88%. Like that how to go SMU ??????????? Will try again!! Believe there will be miracles if we worked for it.
Saturday, 2 January 2010
It is 2010
2 hours before 2010 i was at vivo city waiting for the countdown with my fren. it was damn squeezy. There was a mediacorp channel 8 countdown concert at the roof of vivo city. But we could not see the stage as the tickets was sold out. We could only see a big screen at the back of the stage. We sat on the ground, watching the concert. Even though it was only a screen, but there was a huge crowd watching. There was fireworks coming from sentosa siloso beach. Luckily vivo was near to sentosa haha. Reached home at 1.45am.
Today aunt came to visit as she just came back from Australia. They went to Gold Coast and Melbourne for 3 weeks. They visited my another aunt who is staying there. She bought us chocolates and stuffs.
OKAY, school reopens next week. final 6 weeks countdown to the end!!
Today aunt came to visit as she just came back from Australia. They went to Gold Coast and Melbourne for 3 weeks. They visited my another aunt who is staying there. She bought us chocolates and stuffs.
OKAY, school reopens next week. final 6 weeks countdown to the end!!
Sunday, 27 December 2009
Quick update
This few days have been doing FYP powerpoint slides. Yesterday went to suntec city eat Astons with friends. I ordered double chicken up; where you can choose 2 different flavor of the chicken chops. I choose Hickory and black pepper chicken chops. Their mushroom soup was the best i have ever tried because it seemed that the mushrooms was more than the thick soup. It was very fulfilling. I paid $2.80 for it with 2 garlic breads. After eating we watched Sherlock Holmes. It was a very creative story, with many uncertainties and mystery. Sherlock Holmes was a cunning, quick-witted, sharp and observant character. He can spot many little small details which is extremely useful to solve a case. So i recommend that this movie can be watched!! great! After watching went to Billy Bombers and eat American Brownie. Quite nice. Cathay tickets can be used to exchanged for free desserts at Billy Bombers.
I received the following present from my friends:

It was so funny and i was quite shocked. LOL. I also received a black small pillow with many 'happy birthdays' written on it.
Today went to Bukit Timah to eat 'BRAUNCH' (it mean breakfast and lunch in one meal).
I received the following present from my friends:

It was so funny and i was quite shocked. LOL. I also received a black small pillow with many 'happy birthdays' written on it.
Today went to Bukit Timah to eat 'BRAUNCH' (it mean breakfast and lunch in one meal).
Wednesday, 23 December 2009
^.^
Yesterday went to school to do FYP. Now starting on powerpoint slides. After FYP went to Plaza Singapura for movie. We wanna watch AVATAR but it is full. But nevermind i have watched it before already. LOLx. We went to G2000 to look for formal wear for FYP presentation. But i need not buy as i already have. Only lacking of a tie. Lucky for us Jay Chou and Lin Chi Ling came to Plaza Sing. to advertise for their new movie; the title is something to do with treasure.(not sure about the full name). Jay Chou grown fatter LOL. We tried to take photos of them but it was FUCKING squeezy, and i am serious. I repeat IT IS FUCKING SQUEEZY. So squeezy until i can touch the 'BALLS' of other people and the people keep pushing their chests against me. XD. It is also damn stuffy until my whole forehead was wet. After squeezing my friend treated me pizza hut for my birthday and bought me a simpsons pink t-shirt. LOL quite cute. After that went to parklane for pool. That is all.
For today i went to grandma house for the whole day.
For today i went to grandma house for the whole day.
Thursday, 17 December 2009
update!!
It has been around 2 months since i updated. I have attended tennis lessons but due to rain i missed 3 lessons!! So annoying.
Final year project is going to be completed soon, left with law and chartering project. Haha, polytechnic life is going to end in less than 2months time. National Service is next!!
Last few days went to Orchard Central, ION, Vivocity with family. The 'No Signboard' Seafood restuarant was great. We ate 2 Sri Lankan crabs; one with white pepper and the other with chilli. So niceeeee. The huge christmas tree was spectacular at Vivocity, especially when it was lighted at night. After that father drove us around orchard to see christmas lights.
Earlier last week went to Suntec City to celebrate fren's birthday at Astons Restuarant. The price was cheap as compared to other western restuarants.
Following tuesday going to buy tie for FYP presentation at Plaza Singapura and watch movie AVATAR. BUT, i going to watch it this saturday 1st with another group of fren. So totaling 2 times and maybe 3rd time with family.haha.
OKAY, that is all..=)
Final year project is going to be completed soon, left with law and chartering project. Haha, polytechnic life is going to end in less than 2months time. National Service is next!!
Last few days went to Orchard Central, ION, Vivocity with family. The 'No Signboard' Seafood restuarant was great. We ate 2 Sri Lankan crabs; one with white pepper and the other with chilli. So niceeeee. The huge christmas tree was spectacular at Vivocity, especially when it was lighted at night. After that father drove us around orchard to see christmas lights.
Earlier last week went to Suntec City to celebrate fren's birthday at Astons Restuarant. The price was cheap as compared to other western restuarants.
Following tuesday going to buy tie for FYP presentation at Plaza Singapura and watch movie AVATAR. BUT, i going to watch it this saturday 1st with another group of fren. So totaling 2 times and maybe 3rd time with family.haha.
OKAY, that is all..=)
Saturday, 31 October 2009
ZZzzz
Last week was boring, lessons and FYP. Time was passing slowly...Yesterday the ship chartering lecturer was stunning. He was a ship broker that had his own company. His lectures enable me to think. He was good in his communication and way of teaching, telling us about his life experiences, which will be useful to us.
I joined tennis elective even though it was full. The person in charge is easy-going. haha. Need to buy racket soon as it is starting on following thurs.
On Nov 21 going to Woodgrove Secondary school anniversary dinner. My fren preparing 1st dish, LOL...Ticket price is 68 but form teacher help to subsidize until 20 dollars.
Okay...that is all about it for now...cya.
I joined tennis elective even though it was full. The person in charge is easy-going. haha. Need to buy racket soon as it is starting on following thurs.
On Nov 21 going to Woodgrove Secondary school anniversary dinner. My fren preparing 1st dish, LOL...Ticket price is 68 but form teacher help to subsidize until 20 dollars.
Okay...that is all about it for now...cya.
Thursday, 22 October 2009
My story
Today no law class, so class end at 12pm. After that do FYP and play basketball. Reach home at 7.30pm. Mother cook fried mee sua (nice) and mango fruits ice blended dessert (similar to Asian Kitchen dessert). That is about today.
I wanna express my views on life. Life is short. Make it fun and unforgettable. I am the type of person who like simple and peaceful life so the favorite place on earth is my home. However i like to travel. I like to lead a live of peace, with a glimpse of frequent excitements and able to travel and see the world. HAHA. Sound strange??? As most people like extravagant life and their daily schedule fully packed of activity and want an exciting night life. Too bad im not that type. LOL. Okay. That is about it for now, will continue my story on my next post, maybe next week.
I wanna express my views on life. Life is short. Make it fun and unforgettable. I am the type of person who like simple and peaceful life so the favorite place on earth is my home. However i like to travel. I like to lead a live of peace, with a glimpse of frequent excitements and able to travel and see the world. HAHA. Sound strange??? As most people like extravagant life and their daily schedule fully packed of activity and want an exciting night life. Too bad im not that type. LOL. Okay. That is about it for now, will continue my story on my next post, maybe next week.
Saturday, 17 October 2009
School =X
School opens on Monday. I didn't feel sad or happy. Just neutral, as after this semester i will be graduating. After mid Feb 2010 i will be free. Final Year Project will end soon, in early Jan 2010. This will be my motivating factor. As i really hope i dun have to do project anymore.
Today went to Bedok and go NTUC with my grandma. The NTUC there was freaking crowded, like all the food supplies will be cut off. I eat the famous HONG NI Nasi Lemak there, which i queued for 20 mins. After eating my mother still Ta Bao 25 otahs back home.
Last thursday went to ECP for cycling with poly friends. Cycled from ECP to Changi beach, which took 3hrs for both trips. I was sunburnt =) lol. But it was fun.
Okay cya........
Today went to Bedok and go NTUC with my grandma. The NTUC there was freaking crowded, like all the food supplies will be cut off. I eat the famous HONG NI Nasi Lemak there, which i queued for 20 mins. After eating my mother still Ta Bao 25 otahs back home.
Last thursday went to ECP for cycling with poly friends. Cycled from ECP to Changi beach, which took 3hrs for both trips. I was sunburnt =) lol. But it was fun.
Okay cya........
Monday, 12 October 2009
Update =)
Last week was completely exciting and touching. Last Tuesday i went to my father's company dinner at Hilton Singapore. It was their 24th anniversary. The dinner was themed 'Ge Tai'. Where famous celebrity Liu Ling Ling and her sister came to perform. We have a close view of her as our table is just beside the stage. The funny thing is that Liu Ling Ling perform an Indian dance and even sang an Indian song. We saw 3 layers of fats on her tummy. LOL. Very entertaining. The dishes was great too.
Next, last Saturday i went to my friend's house to celebrate Hari Raya. Her mum was a great cook. We played WII at her house and i finally lost in Boxing game. I was a record holder previously!! After that we went to Beauty world for lan gaming and had prata and naan for dinner.
Finally yesterday was my cousin's wedding at The Legends @ Fort Canning Park. In the morning we went to my aunt house for the traditional tea ceremony. We must hide in the rooms when the bride and groom arrive. I dunno why but they say it is a tradition. When we heard the Mercedes's horn, we know the bride and groom have arrived. It was the first time i witness the tea ceremony. Then at night we went to Fort Canning Park for the banquet. They was a sweet couple. LOL. Wonder when will be my turn. Anyway my other cousin is also getting married next year at April.
That is all the fun last week. School is opening next week and im happy because this is the freaking last semester i going to endure. After grad im going to army and after that i hope i can be accepted into SMU, BM.
OKAYYYY...cya
Next, last Saturday i went to my friend's house to celebrate Hari Raya. Her mum was a great cook. We played WII at her house and i finally lost in Boxing game. I was a record holder previously!! After that we went to Beauty world for lan gaming and had prata and naan for dinner.
Finally yesterday was my cousin's wedding at The Legends @ Fort Canning Park. In the morning we went to my aunt house for the traditional tea ceremony. We must hide in the rooms when the bride and groom arrive. I dunno why but they say it is a tradition. When we heard the Mercedes's horn, we know the bride and groom have arrived. It was the first time i witness the tea ceremony. Then at night we went to Fort Canning Park for the banquet. They was a sweet couple. LOL. Wonder when will be my turn. Anyway my other cousin is also getting married next year at April.
That is all the fun last week. School is opening next week and im happy because this is the freaking last semester i going to endure. After grad im going to army and after that i hope i can be accepted into SMU, BM.
OKAYYYY...cya
Friday, 9 October 2009
Jokes For The Month
#1: Bar Joke
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
#2: Lawyer Joke
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
#3: Dirty Joke
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
#2: Lawyer Joke
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
#3: Dirty Joke
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
Saturday, 18 July 2009
Relax N Laugh!
FYP and FYP and FYP i wish time would be faster!! T.T
Below was a joke found in the net:
For Old time's sake
An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, so they decided to return to the little town where they first met. They sat in a small coffee shop in the town and were telling the waitress about their love for each other and how they met at this same spot. Sitting next to them was the local cop and he smiled as the old couple spoke.
After the waitress left the table, the old man said to his wife: "Remember the first time we made love, it was up in that field across the road, when I put you against the fence. Why don't we do it again for old times sake?"
The wife giggled like crazy and said, "Sure, why not."
So off they went out the door and across to the field. The cop smiled to himself, thinking how romantic this was and decided he better keep an eye on the couple so they didn't run into any harm.
The old couple walked to the field and as they approached the fence they began to undress. The old man picked up his wife when they were naked and leaned her against the fence.
The cop was watching from the bushes and was surprised at what he saw. With the vitality of youth, the wife bounced up and down excitedly, while the husband thrashed around like a wild man, then they both fell to the ground in exhaustion.
Eventually, they stood up,shook themselves, and got dressed. As they walked back towards the road. The cop stepped from his hiding spot and said, "That is the most wonderful love making I have ever seen. You must have been a wild couple when you were young."
"Not really," said the old man, "when we were young, that fence wasn't electric."
Below was a joke found in the net:
For Old time's sake
An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, so they decided to return to the little town where they first met. They sat in a small coffee shop in the town and were telling the waitress about their love for each other and how they met at this same spot. Sitting next to them was the local cop and he smiled as the old couple spoke.
After the waitress left the table, the old man said to his wife: "Remember the first time we made love, it was up in that field across the road, when I put you against the fence. Why don't we do it again for old times sake?"
The wife giggled like crazy and said, "Sure, why not."
So off they went out the door and across to the field. The cop smiled to himself, thinking how romantic this was and decided he better keep an eye on the couple so they didn't run into any harm.
The old couple walked to the field and as they approached the fence they began to undress. The old man picked up his wife when they were naked and leaned her against the fence.
The cop was watching from the bushes and was surprised at what he saw. With the vitality of youth, the wife bounced up and down excitedly, while the husband thrashed around like a wild man, then they both fell to the ground in exhaustion.
Eventually, they stood up,shook themselves, and got dressed. As they walked back towards the road. The cop stepped from his hiding spot and said, "That is the most wonderful love making I have ever seen. You must have been a wild couple when you were young."
"Not really," said the old man, "when we were young, that fence wasn't electric."
Tuesday, 23 June 2009
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